capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
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Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
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You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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