what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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