talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
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