That's intense
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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