I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
DETAILS
long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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