theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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