Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
someone get that fucking seahorse.
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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