And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
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you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
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There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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