Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Randomize
