Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
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we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
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I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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