Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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