is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
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