thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
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I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
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Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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