Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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