but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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