Your face is a jimmy john
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I'm getting married
To pizza
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
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