i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
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i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
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After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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