I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
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It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
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Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
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