Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
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All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
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So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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