that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I am spending my child support on dildos
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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