So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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