I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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