They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Never joke about your clitoris.
Randomize
