I'm going to rape someone's good day.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
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And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
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There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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