I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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