Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
I'm bleeding and have questions
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize
