just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
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There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
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When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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