I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Enjoy the penises
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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