problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
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Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
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you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
I want a musical about memes.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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