I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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