you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
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My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
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I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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