I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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