My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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