i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Randomize