Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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