I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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