Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
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