Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
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i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
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What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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