so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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