I like to think it a success when the cops are called
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I will be naked everywhere
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
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