I wanna bring you to show and tell
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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