She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
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I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
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After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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