just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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