check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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