For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
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Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
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where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
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