Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
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