JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Dear yesterdays makeup, Thank you for always being there when I stay up late binge drinking on weeknights and am running late to work Friday morning. You're the best.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
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I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
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Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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