Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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