Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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