she was so not down for the gang bang
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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