the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
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You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
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So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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