Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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