walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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