I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
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We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
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yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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