Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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