try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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